Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Uh duh

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    I don’t think they understood the seriousness of it.Jim Hall, director of the Boise, Idaho, parks department, on firing two temporary employees at the city’s ice rink after they made a midnight fast-food run in a pair of Zambonis, traveliing 1.5 miles in the $75,000 vehicles, whose top speed is 5 MPH [Time, Verbatim, 4…

  • Talent

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    The world is not always ready to receive talent with open arms.  Very often it does not know what to do with genius.Oliver Wendell Holmes

  • You Know You Are Still a Republican If …

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    by Jimmy LohmanYou are more upset about Brokeback Mountain than Abu Ghraib.You can’t stand Hilary Clinton’s hair but you have no problem with Tom DeLay’s.You think Global Warming is no big deal but environmentalists are a major problem.You support the “war on drugs” but think Rush Limbaugh is being prosecuted unfairly.You think professional athletes make…

  • Habit

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    The chains of habit are too weak to be felt until they are too strong to be broken.Samuel Johnson

  • Holiday Chin Music

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    Have the chins sing your favorite holiday tunes.via email from Duane McDowell, Thu, 30 Nov 2006 13:51:23 -0800

  • Complexity

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    I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.Poul Anderson

  • Way to go

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    An old preacher was dying.  He sent a message for his IRS agent and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home.  When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom.  As they entered the room, the preacher held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of…