Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Church Bulletin Bloopers

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    The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.  Proceeds will be used to cripple children.Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM.  All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the BS is done.The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation…

  • Change

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    We live in a moment of history where change is so speeded up that we begin to see the present only when it is already disappearing.R. D. Laing

  • The meter’s running

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    Life is like a taxi.  The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still.Lou Erickson

  • Tenderness

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    If one is going to be truthful, one has to be very tender.Florida Scott-Maxwell

  • Negative Thinking

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    When a person drowns himself in negative thinking he is committing an unspeakable crime against himself.Maxwell Maltz

  • Children Writing About The Sea

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    This is a picture of an octopus.  It has eight testicles.  (Kelly age 6)Oysters’ balls are called pearls.  (James age 6)If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don’t have sea all round you, you are incontinent.  (Wayne age 7)Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily…

  • Mimics

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    Children seldom misquote you.  In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.Anonymous