Author: Dr Wingnut
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Kid’s Logic
My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, “62.”He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, “Did you start at 1?”After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded…
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Sad but true…
Guide to understanding a net addict’s daySlow day: didn’t have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.Bad day: barely squeezed in three hours of usenet.Anonymous
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Flight to Houston
A blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down.The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blond that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back.The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m…
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Mistakes
A stupid person can make only certain, limited types of errors; the mistakes open to a clever fellow are far broader. But to the one who knows how smart he is compared to everyone else, the possibilities for true idiocy are boundless.Steven Brust
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Suggestions for Out of Office Replies
I am currently away from my desk, beating my head against the wall. Your message will be replied to once I have reached a level of numbness sufficient to cloud my vision to the point I am able to formulate an appropriate response to your request.I am currently out at a job interview and will…
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The Preacher
There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher’s family expanded, so would his paycheck.After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss…