Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Great morning prayer

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    Dear God So far today I’ve done all right. I haven’t gossiped, I haven’t lost my temper. I haven’t been greedy, grumpy, unpleasant, selfish, or overindulgent. I am very thankful for that. But in a few minutes, God, I’m going to get out of bed; and from then on, I’m probably going to need a…

  • Direction

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    If you don’t know where you are going, any road will get you there.Lewis Carroll

  • That wacky web

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    Only the best magic card trick in the world!How the Death Star works… and On the Implausibility of the Death Star’s Trash CompactorDarth Vader being “smart”Working the day shiftCode MonkeyCute animation with an actual conversation about a snailHouse of dominoesMusic composed by volcanoesLlama llama… llama llama… make it stop!How Microsoft would have designed the iPod.She’s…

  • This morning

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    Woke up this morning after having a bad dream; just pissed.My wife, son, and mother had been storing toilet paper in the tank of the toilet.  There was wet soggy tissue everywhere… It was cloging up the holes around the rim.  No one seemed to think that it was a problem, but it was a…

  • Decay

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    Things alter for the worse spontaneously, if they be not altered for the better designedly.Francis Bacon

  • Senior Smiles

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    I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.  I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.  I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour.  But, by the time I got my leotards…

  • Argument

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    In a heated argument we are apt to lose sight of the truth.Publilius Syrus