Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • New Product

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    Campbell’s has announced it soon will stock America’s grocery store shelves with “Bush Soup,” in honor of our President.  A company Spokesman said the soup will consist primarily of a weenie in hot water.via email from Duane McDowell, Tue, 3 Jan 2006 09:09:13 -0800

  • Health

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    When health is absent, wisdom cannot reveal itself, art cannot manifest, strength cannot fight, wealth becomes useless, and intelligence cannot be applied.Herophilus

  • Thinking

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    The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.B. F. Skinner

  • Bad Jokes

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    Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.  The ceremony wasn’t much but the reception was excellent.A dyslexic man walks into a bra…“Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass of Home.”“That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.”“Is it common?”“Well, It’s Not Unusual.”An invisible man marries an invisible woman.  The kids…

  • Burdens

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    God gave burdens, also shoulders.Yiddish proverb

  • Happy New Year

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    Hope smiles on the threshold of the year to come, whispering that it will be happier.Alfred, Lord Tennyson

  • Gratitude

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    Silent gratitude isn’t much use to anyone.G.B. Stern