Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Guidance

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    Let us move on, and step out boldly, though it be into the night, and we can scarcely see the way.  A Higher Intelligence than the mortal sees the road before us.  We do not have to strive for good, but only to go forward and possess it.  Good awaits us at every step.Charles B.…

  • Aussie Sensitivity

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    Three Aussies were working on a high-rise building project – Steve, Bruce and Bluey.Steve falls off and is killed instantly.As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, “Someone should go and tell his wife.”Bluey says, “OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.”Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case…

  • In a hundred years, what difference will it make?

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    How important is it?Anonymous

  • Breakfast

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    Paddy was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an English tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.Paddy politely ignored the Englishman who nevertheless started up a conversation.The Englishman snapped his gum and said, “Do you Irish people eat the whole bread?”Paddy frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his…

  • Cliche

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    Just a few sandwiches short of a blank.

  • Excellence

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    When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another.Helen Keller

  • Golf’s Worst Foursome

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    Who is golf’s worst foursome?Monica LewinskiO. J. SimpsonTed KennedyBill ClintonWhy you ask?  Well, you’re going to love this!Monica is a hookerO. J. is a slicerTed can’t drive over water, and…Bill can’t remember which hole he played lastvia email from John Treworgy, Fri, 14 Oct 2005 10:39:36 -0700