Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Friendship

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    Friendship with oneself is all-important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world.Eleanor Roosevelt

  • Creative stupidity

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    In the modern world of business, it is useless to be a creative, original thinker unless you can also sell what you create.  Management cannot be expected to recognize a good idea unless it is presented to them by a good salesman.David M. Ogilvy

  • Finally, they’ve got the headlines right!

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    via email from Duane McDowell, Fri, 9 Sep 2005 13:13:11 -0500

  • Service

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    Your motto is service.  Back on the farm, when I heard that the bull was ‘servicing’ the cows, I looked behind the barn.  And, gentlemen, what the bull was doing to the cow is exactly what you people have been doing to the public all these years.Will Rogers to the Board of Directors of Standard…

  • The CRM application rollout took …

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    586 cups of coffee, 133 candy bars, 75 missed lunches, so why is your boss getting the credit?Get the respect you deserve – search Thousands of Tech management Jobs on Dice.comI thought that this was amusing, so I couldn’t resist posting this advertisement that was in the Software Development daily email yesterday.

  • Forgiveness

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    Love truth, but pardon error.Voltaire

  • Hello! Welcome to the Psychiatric Hot Line

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    If you are Obsessive-Compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If you are Co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.If you have Multiple Personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.If you are Paranoid, we know who you are.  Stay on the line so we can trace your call.If you are Delusional, press 7, and your call will…