Author: Dr Wingnut
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Rumor
Keep this in mind the next time you either hear or are about to repeat a rumor!In ancient Greece (469 – 399 BC), Socrates was well known for his wisdom.One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance who said excitedly, “Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students?”“Wait a…
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Sometimes the eyes just don’t work
I was stopped at at light this morning behind a guy that had a bumper sticker on his pick-up truck topper that said. “BUDERUS Hydroponic Systems.” I thought, what a good name for a tool that a guy would use to grow dope. They always want to have the best buds, so I bet that…
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Leadership
When you’re in a leadership role, it costs you nothing to deflect credit to others whenever possible, and to explicitly include them in decisions.Albert Yu, former executive VP microprocessors Intel Corporation
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Minnesota Humor
Lena called the airlines information desk and inquired, “How long does it take to fly from Minneapolis to Fargo?”“Just a minute,” said the busy clerk.“Vell, said Lena, “if it has to go dat fast, I tink I’ll just take da bus.”The judge had just awarded a divorce to Lena, who had charged non-support. He said…
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Today’s the day
Thanks to you, my friends in the fellowship of the spirit, and conscious contact with a higher power, I am alive today. Thanks for loving me when I just wanted to die.Even when things are difficult and I find myself weak and heavy-laden, I know that I can turn to you for help. Thanks for…
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Mistakes
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.George Bernard Shaw