Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • OK, I don’t get it.

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    Jill and I went to the Twins game yesterday (They beat the Royals 8-11, yea!), and on the way home we decide to stop at the Dairy Queen for a little treat.We order from one girl, and then because I’m looking, I notice that this other girl has something printed on her arse.  She’s moving…

  • Experience

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    Not the fruit of experience, but experience itself, is the end.Walter Pater

  • Fifteen things you probably never knew or thought about

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    At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don’t…

  • Heat

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    It ain’t the heat; it’s the humility.Yogi Berra

  • Ultimate Female Joke

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    A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered.  He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.  The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her (as all men…

  • Heat Wave

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    If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?Stephen Wright

  • Thoughts on Life

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    CowsIs it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington And they tracked her calves to their stalls.  But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens…