Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Penis Study

    In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man’s penis was larger than the shaft.  After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.After the US published the study, France decided…

  • Progress

    For is it not true that human progress is but a mighty growing pattern woven together by the tenuous single threads united in a common effort?Soong Mei-ling (Madame Chiang Kai-shek)

  • Women’s Survey

    There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses!I thought the results were pretty interesting: 85% of women think their ass is too fat.. 10% of women think their ass is too skinny…The other 5% say that they don’t care, they love him, he’s a good man, and they…

  • Men

    Why do men’s hearts beat quicker, go weak in the knees, get dry throats and think irrationally when a woman wears leather clothing?Because she smells like a new truck.via email from John Treworgy, Thu, 9 Jun 2005 12:38:24 -0700

  • Won’t you please help?

    MS 150 BIKE TOUR PRESENTED BY GMAC-RFCDuluth to White Bear Lake Minnesota; Friday, June 10 — Sunday, June 12, 2005Friends:Today through Sunday, 10 – 12 June 2005, I am going to be participating in the Multiple Sclerosis 150 bicycle tour from Duluth to White Bear Lake Minnesota.  The purpose of my participation is to raise…

  • Technology

    It is appallingly obvious that our technology exceeds our humanity.Albert Einstein

  • One liners

    “Don’t let your worries get the best of you.  Remember, Moses started out as a basket case.”Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited – until you try to sit in their pews.Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.The good Lord…