Author: Dr Wingnut
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Preparing The Will
An elderly spinster called the lawyer’s office and told the receptionist she wanted to see the lawyer about preparing a will. The receptionist suggested they set up a convenient time for the spinster to come to the office.“You must understand, I’ve lived alone all my life, I rarely see anyone, and I don’t like to…
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Gambling
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.Ambrose Bierce
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Work Virus
Be Careful of this it could affect you!There is a new virus. The code name is WORK. If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or from anyone else, do not touch it under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should happen to come in contact…
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Strengthen your marriage
In these times of high divorce rates and constant fighting, a few simple gestures can strengthen a marriage to help it survive the toughest of times.For example, a simple greeting when a man comes home after a hard days work can do wonders to strengthen a shaky marriage.Another good catch by the MessageLabs porn filtering…
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Best Surgeon
Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.The first said, “I’m the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.”The second said, “That’s nothing. A young man lost…
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Normal
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live…