Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Truth in Advertising

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    Last night I got all excited about a K-Mart ad on TV.It said there was a special this week end at K-Mart.  If I came in with my wife and bought a pair of trousers, I could get my wife’s half-off.Cherrie’s response and I quote, ” In your dreams!”Why would K-Mart lie to me (without…

  • Trouble

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    Intrusion detection is an oxymoron.  Once you’ve detected, you’re already in trouble.Cisco CEO John Chambers, speaking at the Interop trade show in Las Vegas on Tuesday, 3 May 2005

  • Word of the day

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    Paraskavedekatriaphobia, the fear of Friday the 13th, a form of triskaidekaphobia, the fear of the number 13

  • Rule 62

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    Don’t take yourself too damn seriously.Anonymous

  • Rule 62a

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    Life is too important to be taken seriously.Oscar Wilde

  • Joe the farmer…

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    Farmer Joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck.  He decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court.  In court the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe.  “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m…

  • Revenge

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    Never does the human soul appear so strong as when it forgoes revenge, and dares forgive an injury.E.H. Chapin