Author: Dr Wingnut
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Baptizing a Drunk
A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, “Are you ready to find…
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Death
There are three kinds of death in this world. There’s heart death, there’s brain death, and there’s being off the network.Guy Almes
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You don’t have to be Jewish or a Mother to be a Jewish Mother
The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact that Won Ton spelled backward is Not Now.There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered…
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Ambition
A man without ambition is dead. A man with ambition but no love is dead. A man with ambition and love for his blessings here on earth is ever so alive.Pearl Bailey
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Good friends
During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students: If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?”Mike replies: Wait a minute; I’m going for a piss.The teacher…
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Good marketing
Apparently, if you don’t send a steady influx of cash to Redmond, you are a dinosaur and should be extinct. No matter that the version of MS-Office that you have has more features than you will ever use. Here are your marching orders; upgrade or become extinct. What a great message to send to customers! …
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No resolution
America has been divided for over a century on what to call a carbonated flavored beverage. Now there is a web site devoted to the debate.