Author: Dr Wingnut
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It’s Hard to Beat a Texan
A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a traffic light. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls, “Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?”The guy in the Rolls says, “Yes, of course I do.”“I got one…
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Little Sisters of the Grassland
I only have a bad copy on tape of this vinyl album. Wish there was a CD issue of:Boston Symphony Orchestra, Wu Tsu-Chiang composer, Concerto for Pipa & Orchestra “Little Sisters of the Grassland”, Ozawa (Liu Teh-hai) [1979]Philips 9500 692 S Wu: Little Sisters of the Grassland (LIU TEH-HAI, pipa); Liszt: Concerto #1 (LIU SHIH-KUN,…
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Darwin Award Winners
Yes, it’s that magical time of the year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here then, are the glorious winners.Darwin Award Winners:When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only…
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Stoned On E-Mail
Using E-mail and other messaging technologies excessively can lower your IQ as much as if you smoked some weed, according to recent research sponsored by Hewlett-Packard.InformationWeek Daily, 5 May 2005Soon there will be meetings for E-mail Anonymous to go with How to Run a Microsoft-Free Shop.
