Author: Dr Wingnut
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TGIF vs SHIT
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.” He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.” She looked puzzled and repeated, “T … G … I … F …,” more slowly. He again answered, “S … H … I … T …”…
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Healing
Stopping, calming, and resting are preconditions for healing. When animals in the forest are wounded they find a place to lie down and rest completely for many days … They just rest and get the healing they need.Thich Nhat Hanh
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Men
Okay, Okay, it finally all makes sense now… I never looked at it this way before:MENtal illnessMENstrual crampsMENtal breakdownMENopauseGUYnocologistAND …When we have REAL trouble, it’s a HISterectomy.Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with MEN?Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.Send this to all the men just to annoy…
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Eight Terms with two Meanings
THINGY (thing-ee) n.Female……Any part under a car’s hood.Male……….The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.Female……Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.Male………Playing football without a cup.COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.Female……The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.Male……….Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.Female…….A desire to get…
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Character
You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one.James A. Froude