Author: Dr Wingnut
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Instructions on how to clean your toilet
Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.The…
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Paradigm Shifting
Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.Donella Meadows, The Global Citizen
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Maxine’s etiquette guide for rednecks
Never take a beer to a job interview.Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.Its considered tacky to take a beer cooler to church.If you have to vacuum the bed it’s time to change sheets.Even if you’re certain that you are included in the will … it is still considered tacky to drive…
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Murr-kin
Some suggestions on how (not) to speak “Murr-kin“Fun “greeking” machineYou can now download and listen to all the episodes of Dr. DementoThe view from Mt. Everest (thanks to David Teten)Beatles remixesTheo Jansen is a Dutch artist and creator of “beach creatures” – huge wind-powered walking machines made of little more than plastic tubing and glue. …
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Home needed for puppy
Dear Friends:I need a favor! My neighbor has a puppy he’s giving away (FREE!). It’s a Dachshund, it’s house broken, and it’s great with kids.He’s giving it away because his wife says the dog ‘stares’ at her, and gives her the ‘Heebie Jeebies’.If you’re interested, or know someone who is, let me know.Here’s a picture…