Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Life

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    Growth is the only evidence of life.John, Cardinal Newman

  • Wingnut Tattoo & Body Piercing

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    Contrary to popular opinion, Dr. Wingnut has no relationship, affiliation, equity interest in; nor tattoo from the Wingnut Tattoo & Body Piercing studio in Anoka, Minnesota.  As you would be able to instantly tell by looking at their homepage.Thanks to Paul (No relation to the late John Paul II) Kirchberg for the picture via email,…

  • Fear

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    A man who is afraid to make mistakes is unlikely to make anything.Monty Python comedian-turned-business consultant John Cleese, at a conference on outsourcing in Los Angeles during the week of 4 April 2005

  • Quick my husband’s home!

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    via email from Duane McDowell, Thu, 31 Mar 2005 13:03:19 -0600

  • Death

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    Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not.Epicurus (341-270 B.C.), from Diogenes Laertius, “Lives Of Eminent Philosophers”

  • Personal Computer Help Desk Humor

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    Help desk: What kind of computer do you have?Customer: A white one…Customer: Hi, this is Celine.  I can’t get my diskette out.Help desk: Have you tried pushing the button?Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.Help desk: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note ..”Customer: No … wait a minute… I hadn’t inserted it yet… it’s…

  • Courtesy

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    There can be no defense like elaborate courtesy.E. V. Lucas