Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Personal Computer Help Desk Humor

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    Help desk: What kind of computer do you have?Customer: A white one…Customer: Hi, this is Celine.  I can’t get my diskette out.Help desk: Have you tried pushing the button?Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.Help desk: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note ..”Customer: No … wait a minute… I hadn’t inserted it yet… it’s…

  • Courtesy

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    There can be no defense like elaborate courtesy.E. V. Lucas

  • Living in a hardware vacuum

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    People who are more than casually interested in computers should have at least some idea of what the underlying hardware is like.  Otherwise, the programs that they write will be pretty weird.Donald Knuth, Introduction to Computing Systems (McGraw Hill, 2004)Which isn’t suprising, considering how much people think software engineers are weird to begin with.

  • Called to Geekdom

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    Every calling is great when greatly pursued.Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

  • Memory loss

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    To be really effective, this survey question should have also included a choice for “I forget.”

  • Vision

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    In the business world, the rearview mirror is always clearer than the windshield.Warren Buffett

  • Plan ahead – A Public Service Announcement

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    Living Will Date ___________I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood politicians who couldn’t pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it.If a reasonable amount of time…