Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Moving forward

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    You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face.  You are able to say to yourself, “I have lived through this horror.  I can take the next thing that comes along.”  You must do the thing you think you cannot do.Eleanor Roosevelt (1884 –…

  • What Religion is Your Bra?

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    A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.What type of bra?” asked the clerk.Type?” inquires the man, “There’s more than one type?Look around,” said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of…

  • My body is a temple

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    I am trying to be MR. HEALTH.This AM I did what seemed to me to be a frontal offensive on the Virus/Bacterial terroristica.I made Organic Asian Green Tea with fresh brewed ginger root and fresh Lemon wedges sweetened with organic honey.This was all meant to wash down the frontal assault team of Wal-Mart Equate Multi-Vitamin…

  • Progress

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    Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste.  The gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.Thomas Arnold Bennett

  • Cow farts

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    That outstanding institution of journalism, The Weekly World News, reports on an important fix to an environmental problemShaken faces and… JowlersJason Black points out something similar to boohbah. kids’ games Plaintext outline-summaries of pop songs – funnyStructures from penniesOlder pranksters back a few yearsAnd, of course, up-and-coming prankster Charlie Todd will speak at Gel 2005…

  • News

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    It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.Jerry Seinfeld (1954 – )And, in the 21st Century it just exactly fits the Internet.

  • California State Employee Handbook

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    by Arnold SchwarzeneggerSICK DAYSVe vill no longer accept a doktor’s shtatement as proof of sickness.  If you are able to go to the doktor, you are able to come to verk.PERSONAL DAYSEach employee vill receive 104 personal days a year.  Dey are called Saturday and Sunday.LUNCH BREAKSkinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they…