Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • My body is a temple

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    I am trying to be MR. HEALTH.This AM I did what seemed to me to be a frontal offensive on the Virus/Bacterial terroristica.I made Organic Asian Green Tea with fresh brewed ginger root and fresh Lemon wedges sweetened with organic honey.This was all meant to wash down the frontal assault team of Wal-Mart Equate Multi-Vitamin…

  • Progress

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    Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste.  The gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.Thomas Arnold Bennett

  • Cow farts

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    That outstanding institution of journalism, The Weekly World News, reports on an important fix to an environmental problemShaken faces and… JowlersJason Black points out something similar to boohbah. kids’ games Plaintext outline-summaries of pop songs – funnyStructures from penniesOlder pranksters back a few yearsAnd, of course, up-and-coming prankster Charlie Todd will speak at Gel 2005…

  • News

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    It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.Jerry Seinfeld (1954 – )And, in the 21st Century it just exactly fits the Internet.

  • California State Employee Handbook

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    by Arnold SchwarzeneggerSICK DAYSVe vill no longer accept a doktor’s shtatement as proof of sickness.  If you are able to go to the doktor, you are able to come to verk.PERSONAL DAYSEach employee vill receive 104 personal days a year.  Dey are called Saturday and Sunday.LUNCH BREAKSkinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they…

  • Define Rigorous

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    A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.H.H. Munro ‘Saki’

  • This may be therapeutic

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    Ever have one of those days?  My friend Tommy sent me this link to Whack Your Boss, where Office Space meets the Sopranos.Yea; we’re going to need you to come in this weekend.  OK?No damnit, I have a life away from this place!  You need to get a life!