Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Overheard

    Spontaneous Wisdom of Alcoholics Anonymous Members overheard at meetingsIt’s not old behavior if I’m still doing it.If you’re looking to have an image in AA, look around at the meetings you go to and look at whom you’re trying to impress.An alcoholic is a person who wants to be held while he’s isolating.Sobriety is the…

  • Belief

    Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.  Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.  Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.  Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.  Do…

  • Guys’ Rules

    We always hear “the rules” from the female side.  Now here are the rules from the male side.  These are our rules!  Please note…these are all numbered “1” on purpose!Rule #1Learn to work the toilet seat.  You’re a big girl.  If it’s up, put it down.  We need it up, you need it down.  You…

  • Adversity

    If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant: if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.Anne Bradstreet (1612 – 1672), ‘Meditations Divine and Moral,’ 1655

  • CO2 to Plastic

    A Cornell University research group has made a sweet and environmentally beneficial discovery — how to make plastics from citrus fruits, such as oranges, and carbon dioxide.Cool!

  • Together

    None of us is as good as all of us.Ray A. Kroc, Founder of McDonald’s Corporation (1902-1984)

  • Delusion

    30% Proportion of Americans who identify themselves as overweight or obese.64% Proportion of Americans who are overweight or obese, according to the Health and Human Services Department.Time, 7 March 2005, Pg. 25