Author: Dr Wingnut
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Physicians vs guns
Physicians:The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.(Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health & Human Services)Guns: The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) is 1,500.The number of…
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Lawyers
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.Q: Are you sexually active?A: No, I just lie there.Q: What is…
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Creativity
Creativity often consists of merely turning up what is already there. Did you know that right and left shoes were thought up only a little more than a century ago?Bernice Fitz-Gibbon
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No pun intended
Two vultures board an airplane; each is carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, “I’m sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger.”I put ten different puns here hoping at least one would make you laugh. If not, I’m sorry but no pun in ten did.via email from John Treworgy, Thu,…
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Seasonal cheer… (hic!)
Paddy, the famous Irishman, is driving home after downing a few at the local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid it. But, almost too late realizes hat there is yet another tree directly in his path. He…