Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Happy Destiny

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    It is a mistake to look too far ahead.  Only one link in the chain of destiny can be handled at a time.Sir Winston Churchill

  • The answer to your prayers?

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    Female prayer:Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,One who’s handsome, smart & strong,One who loves to listen long,One who thinks before he speaks,One who’ll call, not wait for weeks,I pray he’s gainfully employed,When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.Pulls out my chair & opens my…

  • Redundant

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    Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.Edward Shepherd Mead

  • Spelling checker

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    I halve a spelling checker,It came with my pea see.It plainly marks four my revueMistakes I dew knot sea.Eye strike a key and type a wordAnd weight four it two sayWeather eye am wrong oar writeIt shows me strait aweigh.As soon as a mist ache is maidIt nose bee fore two longAnd eye can put…

  • Time

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    Day is short as ever; times as long as it has been.Geechee Proberb

  • Yankee judge at a Chili Cookoff

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    Frank from Boston explains: “Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off.  The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge’s table asking for directions to the Budweiser truck, when the call came in.  I was assured by…

  • In charge?

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    Who’s in charge of Microsoft, anyway?TV personality Conan O’Brien, ad libbing during Bill Gates’ keynote at the International Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas last week (Jan 3-7, 2005), after a computer froze during one of Gates’ demonstrations