Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Usenet archive

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    Google has fully integrated the past 20 years of Usenet archives into Google Groups, which now offers access to more than 800 million messages dating back to 1981.  This is by far the most complete collection of Usenet articles ever assembled and a fascinating first-hand historical account.  In addition, the link above has a fascinating…

  • Dr. Wingnut gets a kiss

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    Man!  You take some people fruitcake, and they just go hog wild.

  • Happy Destiny

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    It is a mistake to look too far ahead.  Only one link in the chain of destiny can be handled at a time.Sir Winston Churchill

  • The answer to your prayers?

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    Female prayer:Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,One who’s handsome, smart & strong,One who loves to listen long,One who thinks before he speaks,One who’ll call, not wait for weeks,I pray he’s gainfully employed,When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.Pulls out my chair & opens my…

  • Redundant

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    Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.Edward Shepherd Mead

  • Spelling checker

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    I halve a spelling checker,It came with my pea see.It plainly marks four my revueMistakes I dew knot sea.Eye strike a key and type a wordAnd weight four it two sayWeather eye am wrong oar writeIt shows me strait aweigh.As soon as a mist ache is maidIt nose bee fore two longAnd eye can put…

  • Time

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    Day is short as ever; times as long as it has been.Geechee Proberb