What is time?

  • Time is just one damn thing after another.Anonymous, heard on PBS/Nova
  • Time is the longest distance between two places.Tennessee Williams

Why is there time?

  • Time is nature’s way to keep everything from happening all at once.John Archibald Wheeler
  • Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.Graffito

What time is it?

  • A man with one clock knows what time it is.  A man with more than one clock is not sure.Chinese Proverb