Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Scandalous

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    This is probably the reason behind the Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky’s scandel.via email from Bob Rosen, Tue, 7 Dec 2004 08:55:58 -0600

  • Choices

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    Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?  I’m halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God…. I could be eating a slow learner.Lynda Montgomery

  • Bush can’t sleep

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    One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed.  He awakens to see George Washington standing by him.Bush asks him,”George, what’s the best thing I can do to help the country?”“Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,” Washington advises, then fades away.The next night, Bush is astir again…

  • Why women live longer than men

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    Sixth placeFifth placeFourth placeThird placeSecond placeAnd the winner is:…and now a close runner upvia email from Jay Lord, Mon, 13 Dec 2004 16:51:03 +0000

  • Success

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    People seldom see the halting and painful steps by which the most insignificant success is achieved.Anne Sullivan Macy

  • Verbal skills

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    A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men.  I just want to say to the authors of that study: “Duh.”Conan O’Brien

  • Ode to New England

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    It’s winter in New EnglandAnd the gentle breezes blow,70 miles per hour at 52 below!Oh, how I love New EnglandWhen the snow’s up to your butt.You take a breath of winter airAnd your nose, it freezes shut.Yes, the weather here is wonderful,So I guess I’ll hang around.But I could never leave New England‘Cause I’m frozen…