Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Awakening

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    Sometimes it takes years to really grasp what has happened to your life.Wilma Rudolph

  • Chicago, that toddling town

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    I think that’s how Chicago got started.  Bunch of people in New York said, “Gee, I’m enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn’t cold enough.  Let’s go west.”Richard Jeni

  • Scandalous

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    This is probably the reason behind the Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky’s scandel.via email from Bob Rosen, Tue, 7 Dec 2004 08:55:58 -0600

  • Choices

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    Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?  I’m halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God…. I could be eating a slow learner.Lynda Montgomery

  • Bush can’t sleep

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    One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed.  He awakens to see George Washington standing by him.Bush asks him,”George, what’s the best thing I can do to help the country?”“Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,” Washington advises, then fades away.The next night, Bush is astir again…

  • Why women live longer than men

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    Sixth placeFifth placeFourth placeThird placeSecond placeAnd the winner is:…and now a close runner upvia email from Jay Lord, Mon, 13 Dec 2004 16:51:03 +0000

  • Success

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    People seldom see the halting and painful steps by which the most insignificant success is achieved.Anne Sullivan Macy