Anyone who’s ever tried to give a cat a bath will appreciate these, and the rest of you will probably get a chuckle out them too!
I thought you loved me!
You just wait…. I’ll get even with you for this….
You said the water was warm!
I don’t like you anymore….
I’m gonna sit here until you get the towel… now go!
You’re squeezing too tight… look at my eyes… they say “tilt”!
No, I am NOT your good kitty!
What’s wrong with you people? This is cruel….and….WET!
Why can’t I get any traction?
I wish I could get on my knees to pray
No, no, no, no! Damn it! I said ‘NO!’
via email from Greg Merth, Thu, 17 Jul 2008 06:01:17 -0700