Category: General
-
No resolution
America has been divided for over a century on what to call a carbonated flavored beverage. Now there is a web site devoted to the debate.
-
These people vote?
We’re in more trouble than I imagined! While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn’t want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, “Does the sun rise in the North?” When my brother explained that the sun rises in the…
-
Spring fever
As is predictable, the marathon weekend brought our first good weather. Spring has come to Boston.This means six weeks of unpredictable weather with rain, just a chance of snow or frost and the annual Pothole Filling Frenzies and Muddle Puddle festivals.As they say on the Radio:“We can look forward to a 30% chance of 60…
-
Sex
Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.Lovemaking can burn up those calories…
-
Home needed for puppy
Dear Friends:I need a favor! My neighbor has a puppy he’s giving away (FREE!). It’s a Dachshund, it’s house broken, and it’s great with kids.He’s giving it away because his wife says the dog ‘stares’ at her, and gives her the ‘Heebie Jeebies’.If you’re interested, or know someone who is, let me know.Here’s a picture…