Category: General

A can’t change the laws of physics.  A’ve got to have 30 minutes!James Doohan (3 Mar 1920 – 20 Jul 2005) as Montgomery Scott (“Scotty” the engineer) on the original Star Trek television series

With a $225 million paycheck, a gal gets used to a little special treatment.  So when OPRAH WINFREY was denied entry to the Hermés store in Paris 15 minutes after closing time, the daytime queen got peeved.  The ultra-luxury retailer later apologized for snubbing “Mme. Oprah,” saying the store was setting up a “private public…

Disneyland opened today in 1955.

Washington, DC — President George Bush announced today that the US Government has won the “Drug War” and henceforth all resources devoted to preventing America’s children from killing themselves with drugs will now be devoted to killing them in Iraq while they defend us against “terrorists”.He concluded his press conference with, “We won the Cold…

Jill and I went to the Twins game yesterday (They beat the Royals 8-11, yea!), and on the way home we decide to stop at the Dairy Queen for a little treat.We order from one girl, and then because I’m looking, I notice that this other girl has something printed on her arse.  She’s moving…

I was stopped at at light this morning behind a guy that had a bumper sticker on his pick-up truck topper that said. “BUDERUS Hydroponic Systems.”  I thought, what a good name for a tool that a guy would use to grow dope.  They always want to have the best buds, so I bet that…

MS 150 BIKE TOUR PRESENTED BY GMAC-RFCDuluth to White Bear Lake Minnesota; Friday, June 10 — Sunday, June 12, 2005Friends:Today through Sunday, 10 – 12 June 2005, I am going to be participating in the Multiple Sclerosis 150 bicycle tour from Duluth to White Bear Lake Minnesota.  The purpose of my participation is to raise…