Category: General

One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current events.  The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.The Grandma replied, “Well, let me think a minute, I was born, before television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, Xerox, contact lenses, Frisbees…

Some day when the doctor grows up, he’ll have a real job like his brother, Jay Bird, Fire Chief of Hampton Falls, NH.  Don’t you like his paper dolly?

BOHICABend over, here it comes again.Especially when you are dealing with your auto insurace provider after your car is totaled by a hit and run driver with no insurance.

I was sitting in the car last night waiting for some friends to arrive for a bicycle ride.  As I sat there, the Minnesota State Bird population was quite thick buzzing around the closed window.  I think that I read somewhere that mosquitos are attracted to Carbon Dioxide.  But, I wonder if they are attracted…

Last week; Tuesday, June 15, 2004; on my way home from work, I was rear-ended by some joker who booked off like a jackrabbit.  I went to a couple of body shops to see how much the repairs would be.  Today I received a letter which opened as follows:Dear JONATHAN LORD;Thanks so much for visiting…

On my way home from work yesterday, I traveled for some time alongside a brown Jaguar XKE Coupe.  It took all I had not to roll down the window and ask the guy driving the Jag if his name was Harold.  If that were his name, it would have been too ironic.