Dr Wingnut

Category: General

  • Vices

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    "Vices are simply the errors which a man makes in his search after his own happiness.  Unlike crimes, they imply no malice toward others, and no interference with their persons or property."Lysander SpoonerThis battle [over medical marijuana] is no more about marijuana than the Boston Tea Party was about tea.Michele Kubby

  • Recipe for a Happy New Year

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    To leave the old with a burst of songTo recall the right and forgive the wrong;To forget the thing that binds you fastTo the vain regrets of the year that's past;To have the strength to let go your holdOf the not worthwhile of the days grown old,To dare to go forth with a purpose true,To…

  • Death's Cookbook

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    Take:1 reckless, natural-born fool3 drinks of whiskey1 fast automobileSoak the fool in the whiskey, place in the automobile, then let go.  After due time, remove from the wreckage.  Place in a satin box and garnish with flowers.

  • Attitude

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    The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of Attitude on life.  Attitude to me is more important:than facts,than the past,than education,than money,than circumstances,than failures,than successes,than what other people think or say or do.It is more important than appearances, or skills.  It will make or break a company, a church, or home.The remarkable…

  • Prayer for the present

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    God, I spend so much timereliving yesterday or anticipating tomorrowthat I lose sight ofthe only time that is really mine —the Present.On Praying — from Twenty-Four Hours a Day; January 11th, October 8th, November 1st.

  • Dr. Bob's defintion of humility

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    On his desk, Dr. Bob had a plaque defining humility:"Perpetual quietness of heart.  It is to have no trouble.  It is never to be fretted or vexed, irritable or sore; to wonder at nothing that is done to me, to feel nothing done against me.  It is to be at rest when nobody praises me,…

  • You Can Learn It All in Basic Training

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    Everything you need to know to succeed in life can be learned in three months of basic training:You can get along with anybody if you take a lot of showers together.No matter how bad your haircut is, it always grows back.If you are really hungry, even lousy food is delicious.Gunsdokill people, too.The fastest way to…