Category: General

Einstein dies and goes to heaven.  At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, “You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven.  Can you prove who you really are?”Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, “Could I have a blackboard and some…

A murderer is condemned to death.  He has to choose between three rooms.  The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven’t eaten in 3 years.  Which room is safest for him?A woman shoots her husband.  Then she holds…

Bugs first appeared on the silver screen today in 1940 in A Wild Hare.

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon today in 1969.  Hard to believe that was 36 years ago.

Didn’t their mothers ever tell them not to eat in the bathroom?photo via email from Bob Rosen, Sat, 2 Jul 2005 08:11:15 -0700

A can’t change the laws of physics.  A’ve got to have 30 minutes!James Doohan (3 Mar 1920 – 20 Jul 2005) as Montgomery Scott (“Scotty” the engineer) on the original Star Trek television series

With a $225 million paycheck, a gal gets used to a little special treatment.  So when OPRAH WINFREY was denied entry to the Hermés store in Paris 15 minutes after closing time, the daytime queen got peeved.  The ultra-luxury retailer later apologized for snubbing “Mme. Oprah,” saying the store was setting up a “private public…