Category: General

Disneyland opened today in 1955.

Washington, DC — President George Bush announced today that the US Government has won the “Drug War” and henceforth all resources devoted to preventing America’s children from killing themselves with drugs will now be devoted to killing them in Iraq while they defend us against “terrorists”.He concluded his press conference with, “We won the Cold…

Jill and I went to the Twins game yesterday (They beat the Royals 8-11, yea!), and on the way home we decide to stop at the Dairy Queen for a little treat.We order from one girl, and then because I’m looking, I notice that this other girl has something printed on her arse.  She’s moving…

I was stopped at at light this morning behind a guy that had a bumper sticker on his pick-up truck topper that said. “BUDERUS Hydroponic Systems.”  I thought, what a good name for a tool that a guy would use to grow dope.  They always want to have the best buds, so I bet that…

MS 150 BIKE TOUR PRESENTED BY GMAC-RFCDuluth to White Bear Lake Minnesota; Friday, June 10 — Sunday, June 12, 2005Friends:Today through Sunday, 10 – 12 June 2005, I am going to be participating in the Multiple Sclerosis 150 bicycle tour from Duluth to White Bear Lake Minnesota.  The purpose of my participation is to raise…

The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come.  When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin.  When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come.  Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.Confucius

America has been divided for over a century on what to call a carbonated flavored beverage.  Now there is a web site devoted to the debate.