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T'was the week after ChristmasAnd all through the house not one pc was working not even a mouse.I turned on the power but nothing was workingI grab the computer and start banging and jerking.I laid […]

Palm trees wave, are you listenin’?In the pool, water’s listenin’,A beautiful sight, we’re happy tonight,Livin’ in a Phoenix Wonderland.Gone away is the blizzard,Here to stay is the lizard,A warm sunny day, we like it that […]

To: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Merry XmasThe usual large flamboyant typeface associated with the seasons greetings was downsized this year to commensurate with the trend toward corporate downsizing.The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen elected to […]

'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck…How to live in a world that's politically correct?His workers no longer would answer to "Elves"."Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.And labor conditions at the north poleWere […]