Category: Humor
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Mother and Daughter banned from Disneyland for Life
via email from Duane McDowell, Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:22:02 -0800Ah. What they won’t do for Mardi Gras… which is today.
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Reasons not to exercise
It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.An addition to Some Thought on Exercise, via email from Roberst Christofferson, Mon, 15 Oct 2001 08:43:11…
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Saddam’s family
In the interest of accuracy, please note that all the obituaries written about Saddam Hussain were inaccurate. Missing was a complete listing of his surviving sons and daughters.A corrected paragraph follows:He was predeceased by two sons, Uday and Qusay, and is survived by 15 sons and 7 daughters.The 15 sons: Sooflay, a restauranteur; Guday, who…
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Another Goody For The Oldtimers
My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn’t seem to get food poisoning.My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter AND I used to eat it raw sometimes, too. Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax…
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Ten Things To Ponder For 2007
Life is sexually transmittedGood health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won’t bother you…
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Bad gift choice
via email from Duane McDowell, Tue, 13 Feb 2007 09:15:45 -0800You can see the real deal here: Etsy