Category: Humor

A lovely and very sexy blonde goes into her local pet shop in search of an exotic pet.  As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs.  The sign says: “Sex Frogs! Only $20 each!  Comes with complete instructions.”The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody’s watching her.  She whispers…

This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.  When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, “What did you steal?”She replied, “A can of peaches.”The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry.  The judge then asked her how…

A young lady came home from a date looking rather sad. She told her mother, “Arthur proposed to me an hour ago.”“Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked.“Because he also told me he was an atheist.  Mom, he doesn’t even believe there’s a hell.”Her mother replied, “Marry him anyway.  Between the two of…

Are you tired of those sissy “friendship” poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.  You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card — just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.When you are sad…

by Jimmy LohmanYou are more upset about Brokeback Mountain than Abu Ghraib.You can’t stand Hilary Clinton’s hair but you have no problem with Tom DeLay’s.You think Global Warming is no big deal but environmentalists are a major problem.You support the “war on drugs” but think Rush Limbaugh is being prosecuted unfairly.You think professional athletes make…