Dr Wingnut

Category: Humor

  • Way to go

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    An old preacher was dying.  He sent a message for his IRS agent and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home.  When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom.  As they entered the room, the preacher held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of…

  • How was your cereal this morning?

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    via email from Bob Rosen, Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:21:47 -0800

  • Confession

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    A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.”  The priest said, “What do you mean, almost?”  The Irishman said, “Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.”The priest said, “Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.  You’re not…

  • Ten peeves that dogs have about humans

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    Blaming your farts on me… not funny… not funny at all!!!Yelling at me for barking… I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG, YOU IDIOT!Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.  Exactly whose walk is this anyway?Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose… stop it!Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.  Now…

  • Happy Thanksgiving

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    I’ve been doing quite a bit of cooking recently and here’s a recipe I thought I would share with you for the upcoming holidays!Ingredients:1 whole chicken or turkey1 large lemon, cut into halvesSprig of rosemarySalt and pepper to tasteButter or olive oil, whichever you preferHeat oven to 350 degreesRub butter or oil over the skin…

  • ANNOUNCEMENT

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    This week we celebrate a special birthday.  Monica Lewinsky turned 31 this week.Can you believe it?  It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees.  They grow up so fast.via email from Bob Rosen, Tue, 21 Nov 2006 20:35:06 -0800

  • Let it snow!

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    I made myself a snowball,As perfect as could be,I thought I’d keep it as a pet,And let it sleep with me.I make it some pajamas,And a pillow for its head,Then last night it ran away,But first — it wet the bed.via email from Martha Clark, Sat, 18 Nov 2006 04:34:48 -0800