Category: Humor

Have you noticed anything fishy about the inspection teams who have arrived in Iraq?  They’re all men!  How in the name of the United Nations does anyone expect men to find Saddam’s stash?  For crying out loud!  Men can’t find the dirty clothes hamper.  Men can’t find the jar of jelly until it falls out…

Yesterday, 28 September, 2006 my mother sent another copy of the post, “The Guy Rules”.  Then Bob Rosen sent the following beer advertisement:

My mother was a fanatic about public toilets.  When I was a little girl, she’d bring me in the stall, teach me to wad up toilet paper and wipe the seat.  Then, she’d carefully lay strips of toilet paper to cover the seat.  Finally, she’d instruct, “Never, never sit on a public toilet seat.”  And…

Helping the war effort while planning your mid-life crisis-what a plan!Take all American women who are within five years of menopause — train us for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons, grenades, gas masks, moisturizer with SPF15, Prozac, hormones, chocolate, and canned tuna — drop us (parachuted, preferably) across the landscape of Afghanistan,…

As I walked down the busy sidewalk, knowing I was late for an important interview, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are found in every city these days.  The poor person was wearing what can only be describes as rags, carrying every worldly possesion in two plastic bags, my heart…

When I was younger I hated going to weddings.  It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poke me in the ribs, cackle, and tell me, “You’re next.”They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.via email Wed, 21 Feb 2001 18:08:47…

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small Florida church found a pink envelope containing $1000.00.  It happened again the next week and the week after that.  Deciding that the next time he would watch carefully as the plate was passed around, he saw a little old lady…