Category: Humor
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Japanese Banking
According to our inside contacts the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anything, it’s getting worse.Following last week’s news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale and…
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Church Bulletin Bloopers
The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the BS is done.The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation…
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Children Writing About The Sea
This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)Oysters’ balls are called pearls. (James age 6)If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don’t have sea all round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily…
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Scene From an Italian Restaurant …
A wealthy man is having an affair with an Italian woman and has continued the affair for a few years.One night, over dinner at the mistress’s favorite Italian restaurant, she confides in him that she’s pregnant.Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he offers to pay her a large sum of money if…
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For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously
Save the whales. Collect the whole setA day without sunshine is like, night.On the other hand, you have different fingers.I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a…
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The Italian Golfer
An 80-year old Italian man goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, “How do you stay in such great physical condition?”“I’m Italian and a golfer,” says the old guy, “and that’s why I’m in such good shape. I’m up well before…