Category: Humor

via email from Martha Clark, Fri, 14 Apr 2006 06:54:34 -0700

While watching a football game a couple weeks back, my wife and I were discussing life and death.  I told her, “Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.  If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”  She promptly got up,…

Popular Science Magazine at the Dr.’s office:Researchers also showed female mosquitofish videos of males with digitally enhanced genitals.They found the females were drawn to the enhanced males rather than those with average sized genitals.Scientists said the slowness of the well-endowed fish was caused by greater drag in the water, which reduced their ability to dodge…

One Way for Bird Flu to enter the country is on international flights.  Don’t get on an airplane that looks like via email from D. Kimball Lord, Wed, 5 Apr 2006 05:10:14 -0700

On the first day, God created the dog and said:“Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.  For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.”The dog said: “That’s a long time to be barking.  How about only ten years and…

After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season.  Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it’s the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.When…

Ralph arrived at his Internal Revenue Service audit accompanied by his attorney.Going over his records, the IRS official said, “Well, sir, it appears that you live at a much higher level than your reported employment income. How do you explain that?”Before the attorney could speak, Ralph replied, “I love to gamble and I usually win.”The…