Category: Humor

A Dog’s Diary:7 am – Oh boy!  A walk!  My favorite!10 am – Oh boy!  Dog food!  My favorite!2 pm – Oh boy!  A car ride!  My favorite!3 pm – Oh boy!  The kids!  My favorite!4 pm – Oh boy!  Playing ball!  My favorite!6 pm – Oh boy!  Welcome home Mom!  My favorite!7 pm –…

Just ran across this new acronym while reading Overheard in the OfficeSINBADSingle Income, No Boyfriend, and Desperate.

via email from Duane McDowell, Thu, 9 Mar 2006 07:26:23 -0800

An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years.  He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak.  His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail.  He explains the problem:Beloved son, I am very sad,…

I was happy.  My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.  My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend?  She was a dream!There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger…

There were four country churches in a small town: Presbyterian, Baptist, Methodist and Catholic.  Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels.One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels.  After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn’t interfere…

Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard Minorities Hit Hardestby Brian Williams NBC 02/12/06As President Bush and his staff cowered in the White House, the snow continued to pile up on the many poor and African American victims who could not afford to get out of town or to safety in Florida.  Crucial supplies of…