Category: Humor
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Ollie the farmer
A Minnesota farmer named Ollie had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company. Olie decided to sue.In court, the Eversweet Company’s hot-shot attorney questioned him thus: “Didn’t you say to the state trooper at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine?’”Ollie responded: “Vell, I’lla tell you vat happened…
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Blonde Mortician
A man who’d just died was delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.The female blonde mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.The widow, however, says that she always…
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Avast matey!
Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day’s Tenth Anniversary!See Talk Like a Pirate if you need a reminder on how to comply.
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The Onion Strikes Again
After a week of religiously motivated violence in the Middle East, the Onion took a stand with the following piece that ran on their site: No One Murdered Because Of This ImageWASHINGTON—Following the publication of the image above, in which the most cherished figures from multiple religious faiths were depicted engaging in a lascivious sex…
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Legitimate Rape and thought
…yep, that is how it is… marvelousvia email from John Farrell, Sat, 1 Sep 2012 03:57:22 -0700Yea, it’s amazing that somehow the words “legitimate” and “forceable” only have the same meaning in the Republican party.
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Little Johnny Story
A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Romney fans.Not really knowing what a Romney fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny…The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different… Again.Little Johnny said, “Because I’m…