Category: Humor
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Little Johnny Story
A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Romney fans.Not really knowing what a Romney fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny…The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different… Again.Little Johnny said, “Because I’m…
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Two Sisters
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, Inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, “When I get…
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What a lovely time we had…
Dr. Jessica Adams: Aside from the crying, he’s actually recovering quite nicely. Dr. Christopher Taub: Aside from the guy in the book depository, the Kennedy’s had a lovely trip to Dallas.Dialog from House M.D. episode “Gut Check”, FOX network, aired Monday, 9-Apr-2012
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AMA
The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama’s new health care package. The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain…
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Gotta Pee
Two women friends had gone for a girls’ night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought She would take off her…