Category: Humor
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It’s a man thing
As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the Kentucky back country.As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got…
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Safety tips from Chris Rock
Everybody knows; If the police have to come and get you, they’re bringin’ an ass kickin’ with ’em.Chris Rock, How not to get your ass kicked by the police
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The Old Coot
An old prospector named Ralph, shuffled into town leading an old tired mule. Old Ralph headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat.He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped…
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Growing up without a cell phone…
If you are 36, or older, you might think this is hilarious!When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning… Uphill… Barefoot… BOTH ways… yadda, yadda, yadda.And I remember…
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Too smart for teacher
Answers of a brilliant student who obtained 0%In which battle did Napoleon die?His last battleWhere was the Declaration of Independence signed?At the bottom of the pageRiver Ravi flows in which state?LiquidWhat is the main reason for divorce?MarriageWhat is the main reason for failure?ExamsWhat can you never eat for breakfast?Lunch & dinnerWhat looks like half an…
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I’m afraid that they would not like my answers!
To find the year’s most unusual questions, researchers at career site Glassdoor combed through job seekers’ reviews of about 115,000 interviews at more than 26,000 companies. Here is a sampling of what they found:“How many people are using Facebook in San Francisco at 2:30 on a Friday?” — Google (vendor relations manager)“Just entertain me for…
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Model Recreation of the Gory Snowmen Death Scenes from Calvin & Hobbes
El Jefe, this one’s for you!via email from Bill Slobotski, Fri, 16 Dec 2011 13:46:38 -0600