Dr Wingnut

Category: Humor

  • A Donation Worth Making

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    A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, D.C.  Nothing was moving.  Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.  The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?”“Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they’re asking for a $100 million dollar ransom.  Otherwise, they’re going to douse them all in…

  • Bad name choice

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    It seems strange to me that in a business that lives on acronyms, that anyone in their right mind would name a conference so that its acronym is “GITS.”  But apparently no one on the committee gave it a second thought… stupid gits.

  • Simple is not easy

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    You don’t have to be an engineer to appreciate this story.A toothpaste factory had a problem: they sometimes shipped empty boxes, without the tube inside.  This was due to the way the production line was set up, and people with experience in designing production lines will tell you how difficult it is to have everything…

  • The Hypnotist

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    It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center.Claude the hypnotist explained: “I’m here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.”The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.  “I want you each to keep your eye on…

  • The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil.

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    Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School.  Usually she slept through the class.One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.  “Tell me Susie, who created the universe?”  When Susie didn’t stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in…

  • Will you be in tomorrow?

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    Most people would say, “If I don’t get hit by a bus, I’ll be there.”In fact it is such a cliche in the way of meeting your demise that the father in the undertaker family in the HBO show, Six Feet Under actually gets it that way in the pilot episode; but, Al Louismet, Agency…

  • Generations

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    People born before 1946 were called The Silent generation…People born between 1946 and 1964 are called The Baby Boomers.People born between 1965 and 1979 are called Generation.And people born between 1980 and 2010 are called Generation Y.Why do we call the last group Generation Y?Y should I get a job?Y should I leave home and…