Dr Wingnut

Category: Humor

  • Nature Beware

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    My friend Michael sent me this link to the Season’s Greetings from the folks at Gerber Blades; an Advent Calendar with projects like, Black bear tree climbing mittens, Muskrat mutton chop sideburn extender, Refreshing bison smoothie and twenty-two other fun festive items.

  • Me too… Confirmed.

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    An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink.  As he sat sipping his dring, a young women sat down next to him.  She turned to the cowboy and asked, “Are you a real cowboy?”He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling…

  • Nine things I hate about everyone

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    People who point at their wrist while asking for the time….  I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours?  Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they…

  • Virgin Mobile does it again

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    My friend Bruce sent me this link (http://www.chrismahanukwanzakah.com/), the latest installment for the new holiday that I posted around this time last year.  Bruce’s email was titled, “I almost wet myself.”  You might too.You should definitely call the toll free number +1 (888) ELF-POOP [353-7667] for assistance in choosing the right phone to give as…

  • Little Typo

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    I got the following card in the mail the other day which had a little typo in the return address for the town of Maple Grove, Minnesota.  I thought that you might enjoy it.

  • Unintended webnames

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    Maybe these companies should have thought a little more laterally about their domain names:Firstly there is Who Represents, a database for agencies to the rich and famous: www.whorepresents.comSecond is the Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views: www.expertsexchange.comLooking for a pen?  Look no further than Pen Island: www.penisland.netNeed a therapist? …

  • The Bathtub test

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    It doesn’t hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.  During a visit to the lunatic asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.“Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub,…