Virgin Mobile does it again

My friend Bruce sent me this link (, the latest installment for the new holiday that I posted around this time last year.  Bruce’s email was titled, “I almost wet myself.”  You might too.

You should definitely call the toll free number +1 (888) ELF-POOP [353-7667] for assistance in choosing the right phone to give as a gift.

Chrismahanukwanzakah 2005

At we celebrate a little wider holiday season, “Hallothanksholinewyear,” that time of the year from Halloween to New Year’s Day, but we don’t have nearly the budget of Virgin Mobile.