Category: Humor
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Katrina Jokes
President Bush has asked for pop groups to stage a benefit concert for the victims of New Orleans however Katrina and the Waves have been told to sod off.The Mayor of New Orleans has denied rumors the Mardi Gras is canceled. He says he’s expecting a record number of floats this year on Main St!Five…
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Geek To Me
How I learned to stop fretting and love a computer nerdI had been going out with him for about four days. It was summer, and we were lying on a blanket in the park, shaded by the whispering leaves of a tall maple. I was trying to remember the age of a mutual friend.Without saying…
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Too funny
A spoof blog purportedly authored by Harriet Miers, President George Bush’s nominee as an associate justice on the Supreme Court has been spotted on blogspot. It it well worth a look, complete with a credit card that has all the information you would need to charge flowers for delivery to the Oval Office, except the…
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Hitting Retirement
As we all know, when we hit retirement age we come face to face with the fact that it may be time to relocate. The big question is: where to? Here are some tips.You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where…..You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.You can open and drive…
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Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong
Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry…
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Why we are in trouble
… from a travel agent’s point of view.I have been a Travel Agent for thirty years. Following are examples of why our country is in trouble!I had a New Hampshire congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window.I got a call from a candidate’s…