Katrina Jokes

  • President Bush has asked for pop groups to stage a benefit concert for the victims of New Orleans however Katrina and the Waves have been told to sod off.
  • The Mayor of New Orleans has denied rumors the Mardi Gras is canceled.  He says he’s expecting a record number of floats this year on Main St!
  • Five black men in purple dinner jackets & bow ties were found floating today under a pier in New Orleans.  DNA tests later identified them as The Drifters.  Rumor has it they were under the boardwalk, down by the sea.
  • Eric Burden & the animals are re-releasing their earlier hit, “There was a house in New Orleans”
  • Hurricane Katrina, typical woman!  When she came she was warm wild and wet.  When she left she took the house and contents with her.
via email from Anonymous, Mon, 10 Oct 2005 10:48:31 -0500