Category: Humor

One headline read: “12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed in Iraq.”He clenched his fist at the sad news and then asked, “Holy shit, how many is a Brazilian?”via email from John Treworgy, Fri, 23 Sep 2005 10:44:45 -0700

BATON ROUGE, LA. — The White House announced today that President Bush has successfully sold the state of Louisiana back to the French at more than double its original selling price of $11,250,000.“This is a bold step forward for America,” said Bush.  “And America will be stronger and better as a result.  I stand here today…

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.  Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed.  It was Addressed “Dad”.With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:Dear Dad,It is…

By Adam DolgeBRENTWOOD – The “family jewels” of one Brentwood man recently were locked up for two weeks – literally. On Saturday, July 30, at about 3:40 a.m.  Brentwood police assisted ambulance and rescue personnel with a 39-year-old man with a padlock on his testicles.According to police, the man, who police are not identifying, was…

Dear Diary,Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy efficient kind.But this week I got a call from the contractor who installed them.He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn’t paid for them.Hellloooo?  Now just because I’m blonde doesn’t…

Q.  What does Bush think of Roe v. Wade?A.  He doesn’t care how people leave New Orleans.via email from Duane McDowell, Wed, 14 Sep 2005 17:25:46 -0500

My step father, the “Trusty Handyman” of Brentwood, New Hampshire does a nice job, but he gets a little klutsy sometimes.  Witness the nice job he did “getting into his work” while he was painting at a customer’s house.  He didn’t bother to interrupt the nice lady who was on the phone, but I understand…