Category: Humor

Your birth date describes who we are, what we are good at and what our inborn abilities are.  It also points to what we have to learn and the challenges we are facing.To figure out your Birth Number, add all the numbers in the birth date together, like in the example, until there is only…

If you have a few spare minutes, check out these Condom advertisements that were brought to my attention by Screenhead.  Then if the condom breaks you can watch this excellent video about a young couple looking forward to being parents.

TemperatureWhat others doWhat Minnesotans do+60New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.Minnesotans plant gardens.+50Californians shiver uncontrollably.Minnesotans sunbathe.+40Italian cars won’t start.Minnesotans drive with the windows down.+32Distilled water freezes.Minnehaha Creek water gets thicker.+20Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats.Minnesotans throw on a t-shirt.+15Californians begin to evacuate the state.Minnesotans go swimming.ZeroNew York landlords finally turn up the heatMinnesotans…

…Coffee.The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.…Cement.After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.…Chocolate Bars.Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.…Blenders.You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.…Coolers.Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.…Copiers.You need them for…

Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.  Bean = vegetable.  Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar beets.  Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category.  Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.  To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy.  So, candy bars are a health food.  Chocolate-covered…

On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:Two Italian men and one Italian woman.Two French men and one French woman.Two German men and one German woman.Two Greek men and one Greek woman.Two British men and one British woman. Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman.Two Japanese…

Three tomatoes are walking down the street: Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato, and Baby Tomato.  Baby Tomato starts lagging behind.  Papa Tomato goes back to Baby Tomato, smashes him on the head, and says, “Catch up!”via email from John Treworgy, Sat, 9 Jul 2005 06:43:37 -0700