Category: Humor

A young pastor who normally rode a bike was walking despondently down the street when he came upon an older more experienced pastor.The older pastor could see his young friend was troubled deeply.  “What is bothering you my son?” he asked.“Well it appears a member of my congregation has stolen my bike” he replied.The elder…

With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Bloomington, Minnesota City Council has established a “Women Only” parking lot at the Mall of America.Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons.  Below is the first…

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead saw her boyfriend buying flowers.Red sighed and said, “Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again….”The blonde looked quizzically at her and said, “You don’t like getting flowers from your boyfriend?”The redhead said, “I…

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered.  He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.  The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her (as all men…

CowsIs it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington And they tracked her calves to their stalls.  But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens…

Keep this in mind the next time you either hear or are about to repeat a rumor!In ancient Greece (469 – 399 BC), Socrates was well known for his wisdom.One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance who said excitedly, “Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students?”“Wait a…

Lena called the airlines information desk and inquired, “How long does it take to fly from Minneapolis to Fargo?”“Just a minute,” said the busy clerk.“Vell, said Lena, “if it has to go dat fast, I tink I’ll just take da bus.”The judge had just awarded a divorce to Lena, who had charged non-support.  He said…